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SOMEONE GOT US A BLENDER FOR OUR WEDDING GIFT

GOD BLESS THE REGISTRY KEEPING TRACK OF THINGS

merlerner94:

achillesfeels:

trying to get your friends to watch a show you like

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Gentle persuasion

When I first started watching Hetalia, England’s human personification was that of 23 year old man, which was like 4 years older than me at the time.

I just realized I’m now older than him by almost 2 years and I’m not sure how to feel about it.

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earthdad:

the rise and fall

hespokeoftoast:

I was not fucking ready

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So my mom is sitting around bitching about one of her friends who gets drunk and parties and goes out all the time even though she’s a mom and she sarcastically wishes she could just piss way all her time and money like that as a means to put her down and it’s like mom,

her kids are grown and in college, she literally has no responsibilities aside from herself. You would have the same thing had you not had three more children in an attempt to “fix” a relationship (three more children which you dump on your daughters any chance you get because you can’t handle them).

Like don’t take out the fact that you chose to have responsibilities on people who chose not to.

Neighbours are partying it up on a Monday night.

Classy.

Really classy

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PMS, making you cry over the yappy fucking dog across the hall who won’t shut the fuck up.

I want to fucking punt the damn thing across the courtyard. He’s also generally aggressive and they do nothing about this. I usually love animals but this one drives me up the wall.

HIS OWNERS JUST GOT HOME AND THINK IT’S FUNNY AND CUTE THAT HE BARKS LIKE THIS. FOR 4 HOURS.

THIS SHIT IS NOT FUCKING CUTE.

IT’S BEING A SHITTY NEIGHBOUR.

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tastefullyoffensive:

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tastefullyoffensive:

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porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

clintbarthon:

The Avengers + trivia

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babygoatsandfriends:

Dahlia doesn’t understand the concept of personal space #llama

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